Witness For The Prosecution

Wooden Man was a well-known series of black and white images I created in the early 2000s. Since it was widely published, people frequently inquire about what became of Wooden Man. This is the last image in series, I think ... A wooden mannequin is submerged underwater, bound by chains that are anchored to a concrete block. Bubbles rise to the surface, creating a dramatic effect in the dimly lit scene.

A black and white image depicting a surreal courtroom scene. A row of wooden mannequins, some wearing party hats and holding balloons, sit as jurors. In front of them, another mannequin stands, seemingly addressing the court. The stark contrast between the serious nature of the courtroom and the whimsical appearance of the mannequins creates a sense of absurdity and unease.

Imagine a wooden artist's mannequin, those spindly figures that haunt art studios, suddenly deciding to take up the brush and canvas. There it is, captured in monochrome glory, a mannequin painting its wooden heart out. On the easel, a masterpiece unfolds—a portrait of another mannequin striking a pose with the dramatic flair of a seasoned model. Lurking in the backdrop, a blurred figure watches on, perhaps the muse or just another mannequin waiting for its turn in the spotlight. It's a scene that tickles the funny bone, as these lifeless studio staples mimic the very essence of artistic creation they're meant to aid. A delightful paradox, isn't it? Mannequins, typically the silent partners in the dance of art, are now the stars of their own show, and it's all shades of grey and giggles.

In a realm where wooden mannequins and LEGO astronauts share existence, Bob Orsillo's black and white photograph depicts a scene both surreal and comical. The mannequin, standing tall above the diminutive astronaut, clutches an umbrella, poised for a rain that may never come in the vacuum of space. Below, the astronaut gazes upward, possibly pondering whether the umbrella would shield against raindrops or cosmic particles. This fanciful tableau merges the mundane with the fantastical, creating an image that is as captivating as it is humorous.

In the shadowy corners of a detective's office, a scene straight out of a noir film unfolds. A wooden mannequin, donning a classic fedora, reclines in the detective's chair with a casual ease. The room is dim, the only light casting long shadows that seem to conceal more than they reveal. Across the sturdy desk, a second mannequin — the client — reaches out, a mysterious item in hand. The office, a trove of detective essentials, whispers of secrets and unsolved mysteries, inviting one into the depths of a story untold. This is the setting for a covert exchange, a silent narrative waiting to be voiced.

Dive into the dark corners of the art scene, where the only light comes from the glint of a wooden figure's syringe—yes, you read that right, a syringe! This isn't your average medical tool; it's more like a mini whale harpoon. This wooden 'doctor' seems to have taken a wrong turn on the way to the operating theater and ended up in a noir thriller instead. Creaking and groaning like an old haunted house, it makes a beeline for a mysterious object that's just chilling on a pedestal, probably minding its own business. The whole thing is drenched in shades of gray, giving off major 'the world is ending, but first, let me take a selfie' vibes. And who's behind this dramatic tableau? None other than Bob Orsillo, the maestro of making even the most inanimate objects seem like they've got a tale to spill. So, if you're into art that feels like a suspense novel, Bob's your guy.

In the mist-veiled city, Jack, a sleuth in the digital realm, perched at Café Noir, his wooden mannequin sidekick, Woody, in tow. Engrossed in the labyrinth of the dark web, Jack was hot on the trail of a missing soul, deciphering cryptic clues with each keystroke. Woody, ever the silent partner, offered stoic support. As the night waned, Jack's tenacity paid off, unveiling a hidden message within the crypts of a website's code. With a victorious grin, he raised a coffee salute to Woody, their bond sealed by another mystery unraveled, eager for the next escapade that awaited them.

In Bob Orsillo's black and white image, a wooden mannequin stands against a police lineup wall, arms crossed and wearing a slightly defiant expression. The stark, institutional setting contrasts humorously with the mannequin's inanimate nature, creating a surreal and thought-provoking scene.

In the dimly lit park, under the shroud of a grayscale sky, a solitary wooden man sits on a weathered bench, waiting for a taxi that may never come. The bench, sturdy yet worn, stretches out beneath him, its wooden slats a testament to countless stories of those who have sat there before. The wooden figure, meticulously crafted with articulated joints, sits with an air of patience and contemplation, legs crossed and hands resting gently on its lap. The surrounding field, dotted with dandelions, adds a touch of surreal beauty to the scene, contrasting the starkness of the wooden figure and the bench. The blurred background hints at a world in motion, yet the wooden man remains still, a silent observer in a world that rushes by. This image, captured by Bob Orsillo, evokes a sense of timelessness and introspection, blending the surreal with the mundane in a captivating noir style.

Step into Bob Orsillo's black and white homage to film noir, where the detective's office is more than just a backdrop—it's a silent character in a tale of shadows and secrets. Here, wooden mannequins play the age-old game of cat and mouse: one, a fedora-topped detective with a penchant for dramatic poses and indoor smoking, the other, a mysterious visitor offering an object as enigmatic as their poker face. The room is a mess of clues and red herrings, from the obligatory scattered newspaper to the typewriter that's seen better days. It's a visual feast of light and dark, inviting you to don your own fedora and ponder over the puzzle hidden within this wooden whodunit.